lost my wallet and the woman in the couple who found it was quite paranoid about my intentions with her mate.  i insisted i just wanted my wallet back.  she made it difficult, planting decoys.  it didn't help he hid me under the bed.  places that feed my plants and hold water away.

got the wallet, but wouldn't give my ID -- went to the police and reported false ids and decoys.  tracking device on the original, but she got arrested so she could yell truths at authority and already made 1000 copies.  completely out of anyones control